Parting shot

December 15, 2011

When Paddy caught the ferry to Holland in December 1933, he was the only passenger aboard the Stadhouder Willem, a little steam-ship with ‘the Dutch tricolour beating damply from her poop,’ floating ‘in a mewing circus of gulls.’ Seventy-eight years later the experience couldn’t be more different – boarding a vessel the size of a small town and stumbling past shops, restaurants, bars, internet stations and cinemas, I eventually locate my cabin (number 10303) in a seemingly endless corridor of glittering lights and doors. This is the Stena Hollandica, but it seems to me that a ship so massive may as well not have a name.

 Through trial and error in a strange labyrinth of duty free shops and safety signs, I manage to make my way out on deck to wave goodbye to my girlfriend. She’s there, the height of a towerblock down, a tiny conical shape waving in a sodium-lit wasteland of car-parks and cranes. We say our last words by mobile phone as the engine starts to churn. Just as I’m pulling out of port, a fishing boat full of whooping lads comes chopping and bouncing over the waves, their shouts apparently directed at me, though I must be invisible up here on deck: ‘You crazy bastard! You crazy son of a bitch!’

and then silence.

It seems these words, and not my girlfriend’s words of love, will be my parting shot.

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6 Responses to “Parting shot”

  1. Robert Goodwin said

    nice – same departure but bang up to date – well written

  2. Andrew & Angela Buchanan said

    Bon Voyage!

  3. caroline hunt said

    I hate departures but this was a very romantic one.

  4. Wonderful. By chance I am reading A time of gifts and will follow your trip closely. Time of gifts 3D! or at least 2 in my case.

  5. florence said

    I’ve just come across this article about a copy of the book offered as a 300 page letter”

  6. […] his departure on 9 December we have heard little from Nick Hunt. He did post a short piece describing his departure from Hook of Holland on his blog, but since then […]

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